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OMG I nearly forgot --

I musta been sleepy or something earlier *g*

I really realised I was in foreign parts yesterday on the trip back to the RV park from the airport. We were following a pickup - just an ordinary dark green pickup, not old, not particularly new - along the freeway when I spotted something dangling from the back bumper (or fender I suppose for all the non Brits *g* - see? I'm only in the country a couple hours and I'm picking up the lingo already LOL! Speaking like a native...)

The jeep got just close enough for me to make out what it was --

we were following a truck with, apparently, a scrotum hanging from the rear bumper! Not a word of a lie - a scrotum ::nods:: Pale flesh pink, wrinkly, and with two perfect hemispheres, swinging in the breeze as the pickup bowled merrily along...

Only in America...

LOL!

::scratches head:: Has *anyone* out there got the faintest idea what it could be for?

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Yep, you weren't imagining things.

There are a lot of those around here. Redneck country. I believe it's intended to convey the idea that his truck has balls. It's a guy thing.

YIkes o.O I have no idea at all OMG freaky!!..and little scarey O.O

Here you go. Check this site out.

http://www.bullsballs.com/dodge/truck/accessories.html

I don't endorse it. I just inform...

Ah, thank you ::beams:: At least now I know I wasn't hallucinating *g*

But LOL! It was a *dinnky* little truck - if *that* had balls, then I do too ;-)

::squints down:: No, didn't think so...

Oh. My. God. *shakes head* Some poor bullock has to lose his balls for a fucking redneck to feel better about his TRUCK????

Wonders will never cease.

Enjoy your holiday babe, glad you got there safe and sound :)

reedfem did :-)

maybe they belong to the wrinkly old crone from the seat behind you on the plane?

So glad you made it finally after the long journey and I look forward to hearing daily reports

ROFLMAO!!!! I never thought of that - and it would explain soooo much...

And don't worry, I'll be spamming you mightily for the next week or os ;-)

Some poor bullock has to lose his balls for a fucking redneck to feel better about his TRUCK????

Yeah, bollocks to that ;-)

I think they're fake though. And somehow - it's not as funny when you know that they're *meant* to be a scrotum as it was when we though that it was some poor deluded fool that thought they were an anti-static device or something LOL

Thank you - and you, Cats - for a great laugh! Guess they go with the dickheads driving the trucks, no? 8-)
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chrome balls? oh dear lord!! :;shakes head::

well i'm just glad they werent real ones..O.O

I hope they dont start doing it over here, what an odd thing to do tho?

Didn't actually see the driver *g* - but from the height of his head above the steering wheel, he wasn't the biggest bloke you've ever seen, and I guess that might have some bearing *g*

LMB(ollocks)O.

Nooooooo. Don't put them on Jen's Jeep!

Actually, I'm tempted to bring some home for The Man ;-)

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