Oh, no, say it ain't so!

Lo, I have five-thingsed again ;-)

Five crossword puzzle clues that Jack worked out

Thanks to riverfox and sharp2799 for looking it over for me and making it a lot better than it started out to be :-) And with riverfox, it was really above and beyond the call - it's a ::gasp:: gen story :-0

ETA: and now a slightly slashier version is up on my site. Still only PG though *g*