*g* If you were to stay in the crooked house, you'd certainly need to be good mates with whoever you stayed there with, seeing as you'd be bound to end up in a little puppy pile in one corner...

Lube, you say? Not sure you'd need any. When you felt them, they were already pretty slick ;-) Damned odd feeling - they felt almost rubbery, they were so smooth: very unexpected way for stone to feel anyway.