So

[catspaw]

I did that 'how wierd are you?' meme and the answer basically came out, 'duh! Ditchwater, baybee!'

Which got my wild up and I immediately thought, 'Ill show you, LJ..' while I shook my fist in the air...



Dolls' houses are one of my 'things'. Love 'em, am busy building one and making all the little bitty things that make a dolls' house a dolls' home. My house, of *course*, is occupied by a couple of guys. These guys, of *course*, have a shoebox tucked at the back of the wardrobe. Here are the contents (penny added for scale, and it's roughly the same size as a US penny):



The black one is for when they're feeling particularly ambitious LOL


Read, weep, and inwardly digest, LJ! Then get back to me and tell me I'm dull as ditchwater...

Comments

[teand.livejournal.com]

Clearly the UK has more interesting doll house stores than we have over here! My current doll house has bears. They have NOTHING like this in their closet. Okay, they have an armoire not a closet but still...

::is impressed::

[ducks-in-a-row.livejournal.com]

O dear lord :-0 Man, I needed that laugh. And now I want to know where on earth you found those.

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

Bears, eh? Are they in need of sex aids? LOL

And what about some pictures? I'm dolls' house daft, I'd like to see some pictures :-)

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

Didn't find 'em - made 'em. And there's another image to get you giggling: me, sitting hunched over a craft mat at the dining room table, glasses perched on nose, earnestly making dolls'-house-doll-sized butt plugs out of Fimo ;-)

[ailis-70.livejournal.com]

Hehe, kink toys in miniature. Need to find me some of those!

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I wonder if there'd be a market on ebay?

[teand.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god yes!

[ducks-in-a-row.livejournal.com]

I actually can picture that... and now my cubicle mates are looking strangely at me. Not that this is anything new.

I think we've found a new career for you, hun. 'Cause you know there have got to be other people out there who need teeny tiny sex toys.

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

I actually can picture that

:nods:: I thought you might be able to, yes ;-)

teeny tiny sex toys

ROFLMAO!!! Four words I *never*, *ever* thought to see in the same clause!

[slb44.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha!!! That'll show them! ;-)

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

Yep, figured it might ;-)

ps

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

Just did that meme again - and apparently I'm not just dull, I'm duller than last time!

::falls to floor laughing::

Re: ps

[slb44.livejournal.com]

These days I guess we can't expect much more then that from LJ can we?

Ooooh, wait, they might ban your journal. *eg*

[sallye.livejournal.com]

LOL those are great. but I have to ask - what's Fimo? and yes, I bet you could sell them on ebay as replacement board game pieces, if nothing else. you're very talented, m'dear!

Re: ps

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

Oh here, wait a minute, screw the nut -- at NO point did I endorse/condone/ force upon minors/promote the use of teeny tiny sex toys!

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

Huh, I have no idea what Fimo is sold as in the States - even if it *is* sold in the States. Modelling material is what it is, plasticky stuff that you bake in the oven to harden. Not quite the same as Sculpey, I don't think, but along the same lines maybe? I'm really not sure.

Replacement board game pieces? ROFLMAO!!!! Dildo Chess! Brilliant! Small butt plugs for pawns, double headed dildo for the Queen, anal beads for the King... And how about racing around the Monopoly board with a vibe? :-D

[sallye.livejournal.com]

Replacement board game pieces? ROFLMAO!!!! Dildo Chess! Brilliant! Small butt plugs for pawns, double headed dildo for the Queen, anal beads for the King... And how about racing around the Monopoly board with a vibe? :-D

Parcheesi was my first thought, but chess pieces - EXCELLENT!!

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of Parcheesi - but I've just looked it up with Google. Butt plugs would work very nicely for it, wouldn't they? *gg*

[sallye.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised I spelled it right!

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

You did! :-)

I'm knotting myself here at the thought of the bishop on the chess board - you know, the piece with the slit in the top...

::dies::

Re: ps

[slb44.livejournal.com]

That's right. She never did that. She just posted that picture to titillate over aged females in the former British Empire so it's AOK. ;-)

[riverfox.livejournal.com]

*falls out of chair*

You're a love, you are. And never, ever, dull. :)

My test said my writing was conventional and that I'm mostly ordinary. *blinks*

[babs-sg1.livejournal.com]

Fimo is Fimo here in the States too. I've seen it at most craft stores around here.

[joolz01.livejournal.com]

These are too wonderful. I wanted to post a picture of my erotic oddities collection, which I leave out on a shelf in my room (because I'm pretty sure my parents will never come to my house), including the Boner Baby plush toy with the enormous dong, and the Mardi Gras beads with the little plastic penises. If you squeeze the little balls, a gelatinous white string comes out the end. I do not lie. ;)

But I couldn't figure out how to post a picture into the comments field. :}

Oh, if I only had some teeny tiny sex toys!

[kitzen-kat.livejournal.com]

I must be getting dull in my old age. I thought "Why do Cats' dolls play chess?" Then the penny dropped.