No way were these two ever going to look hot: one was the usual Fat Bald Bloke with an Attitude Problem and Navvy's Crack, the other was his Spindly, Weedy Youth sidekick :-( And they weren't totally keen on the moving things portion of the job either :-(

I would just like to point out that Mr. Sheen furniture polish is NOT suitable as fanfic-type lube - don't try it at home, kids LOL