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OMG I nearly forgot --

I musta been sleepy or something earlier *g*

I really realised I was in foreign parts yesterday on the trip back to the RV park from the airport. We were following a pickup - just an ordinary dark green pickup, not old, not particularly new - along the freeway when I spotted something dangling from the back bumper (or fender I suppose for all the non Brits *g* - see? I'm only in the country a couple hours and I'm picking up the lingo already LOL! Speaking like a native...)

The jeep got just close enough for me to make out what it was --

we were following a truck with, apparently, a scrotum hanging from the rear bumper! Not a word of a lie - a scrotum ::nods:: Pale flesh pink, wrinkly, and with two perfect hemispheres, swinging in the breeze as the pickup bowled merrily along...

Only in America...

LOL!

::scratches head:: Has *anyone* out there got the faintest idea what it could be for?

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Yep, you weren't imagining things.

There are a lot of those around here. Redneck country. I believe it's intended to convey the idea that his truck has balls. It's a guy thing.

Here you go. Check this site out.

http://www.bullsballs.com/dodge/truck/accessories.html

I don't endorse it. I just inform...

Ah, thank you ::beams:: At least now I know I wasn't hallucinating *g*

But LOL! It was a *dinnky* little truck - if *that* had balls, then I do too ;-)

::squints down:: No, didn't think so...

Thank you - and you, Cats - for a great laugh! Guess they go with the dickheads driving the trucks, no? 8-)
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Didn't actually see the driver *g* - but from the height of his head above the steering wheel, he wasn't the biggest bloke you've ever seen, and I guess that might have some bearing *g*

chrome balls? oh dear lord!! :;shakes head::

YIkes o.O I have no idea at all OMG freaky!!..and little scarey O.O

reedfem did :-)

well i'm just glad they werent real ones..O.O

I hope they dont start doing it over here, what an odd thing to do tho?

Oh. My. God. *shakes head* Some poor bullock has to lose his balls for a fucking redneck to feel better about his TRUCK????

Wonders will never cease.

Enjoy your holiday babe, glad you got there safe and sound :)

Some poor bullock has to lose his balls for a fucking redneck to feel better about his TRUCK????

Yeah, bollocks to that ;-)

I think they're fake though. And somehow - it's not as funny when you know that they're *meant* to be a scrotum as it was when we though that it was some poor deluded fool that thought they were an anti-static device or something LOL

maybe they belong to the wrinkly old crone from the seat behind you on the plane?

So glad you made it finally after the long journey and I look forward to hearing daily reports

ROFLMAO!!!! I never thought of that - and it would explain soooo much...

And don't worry, I'll be spamming you mightily for the next week or os ;-)

LMB(ollocks)O.

Nooooooo. Don't put them on Jen's Jeep!

Actually, I'm tempted to bring some home for The Man ;-)

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