So

[catspaw]

I did that 'how wierd are you?' meme and the answer basically came out, 'duh! Ditchwater, baybee!'

Which got my wild up and I immediately thought, 'Ill show you, LJ..' while I shook my fist in the air...



Dolls' houses are one of my 'things'. Love 'em, am busy building one and making all the little bitty things that make a dolls' house a dolls' home. My house, of *course*, is occupied by a couple of guys. These guys, of *course*, have a shoebox tucked at the back of the wardrobe. Here are the contents (penny added for scale, and it's roughly the same size as a US penny):



The black one is for when they're feeling particularly ambitious LOL


Read, weep, and inwardly digest, LJ! Then get back to me and tell me I'm dull as ditchwater...

Comments

[teand.livejournal.com]

Clearly the UK has more interesting doll house stores than we have over here! My current doll house has bears. They have NOTHING like this in their closet. Okay, they have an armoire not a closet but still...

::is impressed::

[ducks-in-a-row.livejournal.com]

O dear lord :-0 Man, I needed that laugh. And now I want to know where on earth you found those.

[ailis-70.livejournal.com]

Hehe, kink toys in miniature. Need to find me some of those!

[slb44.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha!!! That'll show them! ;-)

[riverfox.livejournal.com]

*falls out of chair*

You're a love, you are. And never, ever, dull. :)

My test said my writing was conventional and that I'm mostly ordinary. *blinks*

[joolz01.livejournal.com]

These are too wonderful. I wanted to post a picture of my erotic oddities collection, which I leave out on a shelf in my room (because I'm pretty sure my parents will never come to my house), including the Boner Baby plush toy with the enormous dong, and the Mardi Gras beads with the little plastic penises. If you squeeze the little balls, a gelatinous white string comes out the end. I do not lie. ;)

But I couldn't figure out how to post a picture into the comments field. :}

Oh, if I only had some teeny tiny sex toys!

[kitzen-kat.livejournal.com]

I must be getting dull in my old age. I thought "Why do Cats' dolls play chess?" Then the penny dropped.

[sharp2799.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!

OMG, you could SO sell these!!

[carron.livejournal.com]

I would wear a charm bracelet if you would make charms like this for it.

You. Are. D'man! erm You know what I mean.

[saladscream.livejournal.com]

Meme 0 - Cats 583.
You win!!
And I think I must've ruptured something.
Ditchwater is very proud of you, btw. ::bg::

[feather-autant.livejournal.com]

You made then! *bounces*

I've got a picture in my head of the scandalous looks your family gave you when you were making those. *g*

[historyterry.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's fabulous! I 'came out' as 50% ordinary and 7% weird with that darned survey, too, so go figure.

Oh, god, can you make me some of those to replace my ear studs?

[perfica.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO.

You filthy thing, you ;-)

[blue-adagio.livejournal.com]

You are simply the best. :) Please don't ever, ever change!

How many hours did it take you to make them, though?

[msbeata.livejournal.com]

I'm almost afraid to ask where you got those/if you made them.

But I AM impressed. Very impressed, especially by the spiral one.

love the toys

[bearon68.livejournal.com]

WHERE DID YOU GET THEM?

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

*peeks in*

I have my own dollhouse I’m decorating! I thought I was the only creative mature adult who did this. Thanks to you, my interest has taken on a whole new and better meaning! Now I have to redecorate it for Jack and Daniel.

So. When are you going to make the anatomically correct ... guys? :)

[paian]

Those are awesome! Totally cute and totally real-looking -- you did an amazing job making them. I'm so sorry I missed this when you posted! msbeata just pointed me over here, and I'm really glad she did. ::laughs and laughs and is delighted::

[kuonji14.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.

Followed the link from here (http://jd-commentfic.livejournal.com/1328.html?thread=10288#t10288), where your post was described as 'cute'. Am laughing So Hard right now! Great job!

[spacemonkeyphd2.livejournal.com]

LMAO I love these!!! Oddly enough my daughter's doll house has nothing like this, nor does my mother's. Hmm maybe for 21st birthday pressie?

You could definately sell those on ebay, if not as keyrings at Erotica or somesuch place. :)

Whare in the UK are you from, does the madness reach as far as you? (I'm on the south east coast)

[dieastra.livejournal.com]

It is indeed amazing what you are able to make out of good ol' FIMO. I only have managed a ketchup and mustard bottle plus WACKO-face on a plate so far. If you don't yet know the pictures we did about the episode "Window of opportunity", you can find them here:

http://dieastra.livejournal.com/

Actually, my stuff is called Suralin, and it's back from my childhood days in Eastern Germany. I imagine you need a sharp eye and a steady hand (and the right ideas of course!) to pull off something like yours, very well done! If there was no scale one could think it's the real thing.

You see me truly fascinated!